You know, I've finally found out the best thing about high school, once you graduate you don't have to come back.

—Mark Spano

Markus "Mark" Spano is the main protagonist of Life With Friends He is a charming schemer who often breaks the fourth wall by addressing the audience, sometimes temporarily freezing all of the characters around him in the process by calling "Time out!" Mark's schemes, though amusing, often backfire, resulting in unexpected outcomes. Mark is often called Preppy by his friend A.C. Slater.